With all the hoopla surrounding zombies lately – from the release of Resident Evil 6 to Season 3 of the Walking Dead to the coming new movie, Warm Bodies about a zombie that falls in love – you’d think the apocalypse really was on its way. (Well, whew! We did make it through 12/21. Let’s just hope the Mayans weren’t off a week or two.)
You have to admit though, as the economy gets worse, things out there are getting rougher. You never know when you might be involved in a dangerous situation. I mean, you never know when you could run into someone smoking those “bath salts,” who starts eating your arm. I mean, do we need zombies? Really? We have your standard, everyday human criminal just itching to cause trouble. Who needs zombies?
Maybe you do. Are you serious about learning to shoot better? Are you bored with the faceless human outline you’ve shot 1,001 times, and think it might be fun to shoot some other kind of target?
Well…
We found some cool targets for you!
Darkotic’s Zombie Targets aren’t your standard bull’s-eye, that’s for sure. Their 12 X 18 or 23X35 full color targets offer beefy Jacalopes with Billy Idol sneers; water dragons with cat-nasty attitudes; and evilly cruel characters like “Scar Tissue,” a quasi-tribute to good ole’ Leather Face. Vrmmm, vRRmmmm… Hear that chainsaw? Yikes! Shoot him!
You’ll love the crazy artwork on these, and can choose from splattering (a white halo appears where your bullet hits) or non-splattering targets. But like Darkotic says, “When you’re done shooting, take the targets home and use them to keep kids off your lawn.” Hmm…
As the editor of USConcealedCarry.com said, “Who knows where the Zombie-shooting craze will lead us, but one thing is for sure, it’s great fun.” (Read more of this review here.) Just picture yourself as Tallahassee, driving through Zombieland. Maybe you’ll run into Columbus, Wichita, and Little Rock, too. Why not? You just never know when you might have to kill a zombie.